he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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