3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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