WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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