you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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