So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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