after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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