Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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