i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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