you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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