just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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