i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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