Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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