just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize