Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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