..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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