Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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