Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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