I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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