Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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