your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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