I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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