got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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