If i come over, it means nothing
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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