I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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