aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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