Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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