similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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