Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He passed out mid-signature
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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