Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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