well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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