How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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