Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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