I want to stick my p in your. b.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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