As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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