An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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