At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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