did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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