Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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