I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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