I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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