Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Randomize
