ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé