your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.