Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
These 17 People Made Horrible Decisions That Ruined Their Lives
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story