I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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