I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks