Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
ugly people sure do ruin things
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.