hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Damn victory sex feels great
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize