Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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