So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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