Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
