My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You've changed since you got that strap on
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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