Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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