Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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